Heir of Breath hoodie/Why I hate my peers/Heta fic

BUT I need help
Since I'm going through all the trouble of actually making mine, I want it to be a little different, so I'm going to put a slogan of sorts on the back.
It's going to be witty and a play on the word Heir... or breath, I suppose, but you can't really play with that.

Ones I have so far:
=> I need some fresh Heir
=> Heir-head
=> It's getting stuffy, I need some Heir
=> This place is too cool, we need to Heir it out
=> Fly like an heirplane!

------Suggested ones:
=> EGDERP
=> I'm the Breath Prince of Bel-Heir
=> Gonna do the windy thing
=> JOHN, DO THE WINDY THING (okay, that one's so stupid, and it's not witty at all. anons are stupid sometimes)
=> How can I live without you?!
=> Casey, I've found you!
=> I <3 Con Heir


Erm, yeah, the suggested ones are ones people have suggested.... obviously... lol
SO IF ANYONE COME UP WITH A GOOD ONE, TELL ME PLEASE!
Or tell me what you think of those~

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UGH MY PEERS ANNOY ME. And I mean, not like in the literal sense, like everyone my age, peers, I mean the generic prep that goes to school with me. OKAY, so I was sitting in the smaller library in my small town (not the big one by my high school, the one by my old middle school, so there's only people from said small town that go there) minding my own business, sitting facing away from all the study tables and out the window so I was by an outlet for my laptop. When I got there, no one was there, because it was two o'clock, right after the last finals period. Then, around three, a bunch of the bitches that I went to middle school with that used to harass me sat at the study table directly behind me and were talking really loudly. At first it was stupid stuff, like their love lives, so I didn't turn around, assuming they were just some random people a grade older than me or something. So anyway, I put in my earbuds and played a bunch of that French-Canadian music I just downloaded, but I had the volume low enough that I could still kind of hear around me, because I don't like it loud in the library, it makes me feel self-conscious, even if I do have earbuds in. ANYWAY, they could kind of see what I was doing on my laptop since they were directly behind me. All I was doing was working on some fanfiction (not the sexual kind, just normal, generic, T-rated, non-pairing-affiliate fanfiction) and stalking MSPA for Hoemstuck updates. While I was check MSPA, I heard one of them snicker and all I heard was "she ____ weird comics _____ anime ugh ______ macbook ____ rich ____ showoff _____ " and I just kinda flipped my hair and carried on with my own business and then they said some more shit and I got kinda pissed, but I still kept to myself. About half an hour later, I had to leave, so I got up and packed everything up and turned around to leave and they're staring right at me. One was the main girl who tormented me in seventh grade and then one of her friends that kind of used to be my friend in sixth grade, but it was so fucking awkward. I just kinda glared at them and left. But it was super more awkward because then a table with four random other kids, all with macbooks, were staring at me, too, and I was just giving them WTF-faces when I walked past to leave. It was so stupid and uncalled for. I've never even talked to them since seventh grade. Some people are just such fuckers, for lack of a better word. Damn trolls. And not the good kind. I don't know, it just irritates me that people still want to piss me off over a stupid fight in seventh grade. Bluh, sorry, needed to rant.

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Oh yeah, I mentioned fanfiction up there, right?
Well, in addition to making a super mediocre, crappy-ass AMV for the song I was talking about yesterday, I'm making a fanfiction that was originally going to be a drabble-ey songfic, but then it blossomed into this whole giant multi-chapter epic story in a fantasy AU. And I wrote my summary guide thing, like I do for all my stories, and I'm telling you that I think this is goign to be the best fanfic ever, if I can write it well.

Basically, Matthew and Alfred are the princes of a borderline English-French kingdom and their father, the neutral king dies. Alfred was born first, from an English noblewoman widow and Matthew is born second from a French princess. Both women died, I'm not going to go into details, and so each kid was given an advisor that was close to their mothers for the royal court. Both advisors are heavily patriotic towards their own country and with a war coming on between England and France, the kingdom, as strategically placed as it is, will have to choose a side. Because Alfred is older, he becomes the ruler and the kingdom is therefore British but the French in the kingdom want Matthew to be the ruler so it can be French. And lots of shit happens.
PASTED FROM MY PLANNING SHEET THING:

Main conflict: Matthew cares so deeply about Alfred, but he's forced to put his country first. The whole story is about two children (er, they're fourteen, but whatever) that are being used by corrupt adults in order to better a country for war, when a war isn't really necessary, but the boys have to destroy their personal, human feelings, have to give that all up to become martyrs, per se, for their country. The message is that war and corruption forces children to give up all their humanity and their should in order for an adult's benefit.

And guys, I'm really excited for this. I'm going to write a chapter every night and push aside all my other fanfics. My ffn watchers are going to hate me. Oh well, this is going to be good. I might even post it on here, too ^__^ In PDF form, of course
It's also my new drawing muse. I HAVE to figure out the best way to draw Mattie, because I want to draw some stuff for it P

ANYWAY, ENOUGH OF MY RAMBLING.
I can't believe that some of you actually read my entire journals, considering it's me just running off my stream of consciousness all the time

-j